Paper VS Tree

A piece of poop

Jordan: That Noah is such a paper vs tree!

by Noah Trahar April 18, 2018

Tree bark Donut

When you go to 7-11 and buy whatever donut looks good.

"Oh darn I purchased a Tree bark Donut."

"This donut tastes like tree bark."

by Ricky Dump March 1, 2009

Big Tree Mentality

That smell when you first step outside in the morning and that fresh dew and brisk air hit you.

"I hit that Big Tree Mentality early this morning"

by Fleckles June 14, 2020

white christmas tree

When you finish jacking off and the cum soars up into the air and land on your pubes and have it hang there like snow on a Christmas tree.

-Yo I just bust a nut and I've got a white Christmas tree.

-At least you dont have any dingleberries.

by The dick duo May 5, 2018

The tree trunk maneuver

The art of fitting a whole tree stump up your ass. Not intended for beginners. Branches are cut off and used for jousting in battle, while screaming, “I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees.”

“Did you pull the tree trunk maneuver on Jenny?”
“Yeah, but she got scared and shit herself.”

by Kanye motherfucking west April 5, 2021

arbo-tree-ist

w made up this word, similar to the word which is its predecessor, arbolist.

somebody who knows about trees, derivitive perhaps from the original: arborist.

dick cheney told me i was the leader of the nation so i think i'll make up a word about trees. when one already exists.

by sherry November 6, 2004

tree fitty

3:50 a.m. or p.m.

What time is it?
The time is 3:50 in the morning.

by Chelsea February 12, 2004