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Victorian Child

A child from the Victorian era, used for making a point that something is utterly ridiculous. This is in reference to the idea that if they were shown the thing in question, they’d be in utter shock and possibly have something like a conniption or a stroke.
“Did you hear about the situation with Vitaly?”
“I swear, if you showed that guy’s content to a Victorian child they would have a heart attack and die on the spot.”
by Scarfkat April 18, 2025
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child

a child is 1111111111999993393 iq
get here child
by chickennuggiez August 17, 2021
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Decimal Child

When your family has an even number of children and there is not an exact middle child, the “middle children” are called decimal children. This is because there is no even number with a whole number as the exact middle. The middle of 4 is 2.5.
That family with 4 children has 2 decimal children. The “middle children”.
by Smollysmurph._. May 1, 2020
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Moon child

moon child is a phrase you would call someone has super curly hair and is super obtuse and obese
"wow, hes such a moon child!"
by TheMagniClan May 17, 2022
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High Child

Mars / @Human_3562
She is a high child.
by Gogurte_Empire May 29, 2024
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Rabies Child

A hilarious nickname for Twisted toodles. (Dandy’s World)
Person: uh oh, watch out goob, we’ve got the rabies child.
Goob: got it!
by MirakatFursona February 3, 2025
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twit-child

Why are you a twit-child?
by ThisisforyouFei June 6, 2010
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