Double Mystery

A type of shit that leaves you speculating whether you actually had one because:

A) It went down the U-Bend so went you look you can't see it.

B) The tissue is clean when you wipe

Both these together result in a double mystery and leave yourself questioning your own sanity.

Person 1: I just took a double mystery.
Person 2: How'd you know, you could have just thought you had a shit?

by OndaLash July 18, 2011

double lapper

a single continuous piece of shit so long that it circles the toilet twice. Normally contains at least 3 days worth of shit. Results in a great sense of pride, and sometimes bloody ass

#1: Holy shit what the fuck stinks?
#2: I pulled a double lapper
#1: fucking a

by ThaOriginal January 24, 2005

double-suited

Having pocket cards in Omaha (definition #5) consisting of exactly two cards in one suit and exactly two cards in a second suit, such as {2 of hearts}{3 of hearts}{4 of spades}{5 of spades}.

The best starting hand in Omaha high-low-split eight-or-better is commonly regarded to be A-A-2-3 double-suited.

by Jeff_P May 17, 2006

Double Striper

A weight gradient used in elementary level football teams in Minnesota. The majority of kids are no stripers meaning they can handle and run the ball. Single stripers can only run the ball when they get possession by accident (example: interception or fumble). If the ball comes into possession of a double striper the play is immediately dead as a precautionary step for the safety of the non-rotund players.

Brett was a double striper. Through the help of true friends Ben and Jerry, he will regain that title.

by taekwondogirl09 October 5, 2009

double dyking

two man like bitches riding double on one motorcycle.

hey look at those two lesbos double dyking on that bike!

by allstargifted September 21, 2009

Double-Brunette

Someone who has brown hair and brown eyes.

Girl 1: I'm a double-brunette.

Girl 2: Double-brunette is in, I'm going to see if I can get contacts.

by WinterReader0917 November 16, 2016

double-duh

A verbal reaction to a statement or question that is too stupid, too obvious or too unnecessary.

joe: so we cant tell our friends we partied @ the dodgy asian karaoke lounge with simon and his whore.
han: duh!
joe: ish so much rules to follow, I really want to tell them I've done something awesome like that!
han: double-duh!

by awes0me b0t June 17, 2009