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an action in which you commit suicide by yeeting yourself off a high place and dying(see yeet)
by DATBOOMGUY December 3, 2019
mugGet the yeetus yeetus commit self deletusmug.
Go commit self deletus is one of the hundreds of roblox memes published to the internet. Its also used as a (poor) comeback to some insults including ur mom gay lol (the ultimate one shot kill insult(the only comaback for that is no u)). commit self deletus means go kill yourself (as you can probably tell). some other similar memes include, go commit toasterbath, go commit die, go commit death-pacito, go commit neck-crack-bone, go commit waterbreathe, go commit knife-heart, go commit no alive, go commit tower jump, go commit uninstall life, and go commit scooter-ankle.
This is Yeetus yeetus commit self deletus being used as an attempt to make a comeback from "ur mom gay lol" and "no u".
Person 1: ur mom gay lol
Person 2: no u
Person 1: go commit self deletus
Person 2: go commit toasterbath
Person 1: go commit die
Person 2: go commit waterbreathe
and so on...
by REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE >o< March 6, 2019
mugGet the Yeetus yeetus commit self deletusmug.
A Harry Potter spell created by Voldemort. When performed on somebody it will force the unlucky victim to commit suicide. It was created when Voldemort was so bored of Avada Kedavra and the other unforgivable curses that he created it. When casting the curse you wave your wand in a V to make it work. It takes much training and experience to do it properly.
Voldemort at Harry: Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!
*Harry does Avada Kedavra on himself*
by Mr OceMcCool October 31, 2019
mugGet the Yeetus Yeetus Commit Self Deletus!mug.
A woman/wife/girlfriend who's primary purpose is to make and deliver sandwiches to their menfolk.
Hey Dave, I've got myself a brand new girlfriend! She's great 😃

Nice one! I'm in the market for a new self propelled sandwich maker also!
by superT's July 29, 2023
mugGet the Self Propelled Sandwich Makermug.

Self dick loving gay

A man who records themselves having sex and then goes back and watches coz they love their own dick so much
You’d watch your own porn. Your such a self dick loving gay
by Nowivehearditall September 18, 2021
mugGet the Self dick loving gaymug.
-So Garbencius prase siust darbus?
-Ne bet as nusiunciau nes kzn vistiek neturim gi pazymiu ir cia tik 6sav liko mokytis
-oho Zilvi you are self serving egotistical fuckward
by Gabrys May 13, 2020
mugGet the Self serving egotistical fuckwardmug.

self care thread girl

that girl who makes threads on insta and that either counts as a career or she knows about "selfcare" because she posts on the selfcare account like what, twice a month?
"Oh mY gOd fOlLoW mY sElF CarE acCoUnT" tiffany said

"bro, she is a self care thread girl" dan said.
by stantheVscogirls August 7, 2019
mugGet the self care thread girlmug.

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