sausage pound

a male with a really large penis

the kid also called matt gray of malden Ma

by jessie December 26, 2004

Salmon Sausage

A very very long slimy penis. Approximately 30m in length.

Woah, he has a massive salmon sausage.

by Salmon man February 6, 2017

pancakes n sausage

1. A breakfast food consisting of a sausage link wrapped in pancake on a stick, resembling a corn dog. 2. the food moses found next to the 10 commandments on top of Sinai

PANCAKES N SAUSAGE ON A STICK!???!? MY HEAD ESPLODE!!

by «t3hß0ss» March 8, 2007

Pop out a sausage

To have a poo.

When you're walking down the street and all of a sudden you need a poo and you have to leg it to the nearest toilet before you pop out a sausage

by The_Morganator August 10, 2009

sights-to-sausage ratio

A ratio describing the number of attractive females for every one male in a given area. Also known as “SSR”.

The sights-to-sausage ratio at the gym today was off the charts!

by SaltyDog420 November 14, 2017

Pendulous Sacks of Sausage

Saggy breasts that have succumb to the inevitable effects of gravity. While thin and tubular on top, the compounded collection of adipose tissue gives a bulbous, pock-marked appearance at the base.

Regina's breasts were like two pendulous sacks of sausage - ever swinging to and fro.

by Mapsnellayroc July 22, 2017

Makin a sausage mcmuffin

the act of woman with a fake penis sticking her fake member inbetween a mans butt cheeks.

"My best friend was caught "Makin a sausage mcmuffin" with his girlfriend." His girlfriend stuck a fake Member in between his butt cheeks

by The Guy who helps December 1, 2016