National smash Kalib day

On November 30th you pound someone named Kalib

It’s November 30th it’s national smash Kalib day.

by Kalib stinks December 1, 2024

Proton Smashing

When two people place a large ball on their forehead and run towards each other attempting to 'smash the proton.' Ultimately results in minor concussion symptoms and a hell of a lot of fun for people watching.

"Dude, i heard of this new bar game called proton smashing! Its awesome."

by SwaggyQ November 16, 2014

Smash Can

a trash can that you puke in when you are smashed

Wow, I was so drunk last night I had to use the smash can.

by carrcat January 28, 2017

smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)

"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"

by _linzi December 15, 2011

Smash

What are you thinking you two minded pervert, i'm talking about Smash Bros.

Me to my bro: Hey wanna play some smash?

My bro: Sure why not.

by Xtuomox August 24, 2019

smashed on

talking shit to somebody to the point of their no return. where they cant say shit back cuz everyones laughing at their punkass.

you: FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..FUCKIN ANNOYING ASS PPL..

me: how u gonna say fuckin annoying ass ppl.. then type that like 100 times =/...... typing something 100 times = annoying
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me:update your fuckin site asshole. or take it down and continue on with your life and not wasting anymore of mine by me clicking on this worthless Link. aight kOo

yo patna: DAM CUZZ, U GON LET DAT NIGGA SMASH LIKE DAT?!

by TekBeetz March 29, 2004

side-burn smash

Joking around - a burn on the side with a smash,

usually said after something that is really serious but not true... a better kick for the side-burn smasher

"I you boyfriend just call me... yah- he said he was gonna break up with u soon...(watch the tears...and then...)SIDE-BURN SMASH!"

by Sammibuka June 28, 2004