The angry shopper

While titty fucking a girl you nut all over her breasts and proceed to take her credit cards and cut them up and let the pieces of plastic land in your jiz.

A great way to get back at your mall addicted wife is to give her the angry shopper.

by Cblue Crawford May 8, 2008

shoprection

A time when you get extreamly excited by shopping. (shopping hard on)
note: not an actual erection!
Usually for girls

My shoprection was gone when we walked into that furniture store!

by Myusikk April 1, 2009

shopcrastinating

1. The act of shopping when you should be doing something more important.
2. The act of avoiding doing shopping that is required.

Jane's paper is due tomorrow and she's shopcrastinating on eBay.

Christmas is in two days, yet I'm still shopcrastinating.

by DRZaia December 22, 2008

shoppergasm

When you walk into a store, and gasp at a new shirt, pants, or toy you absolutely love. Most of the time these gasps resemble something you might hear on HBO late night or your neighbors prized collection of porn DVDs.

<walks into store and has a shoppergasm while looking at new shirt>
shopper 1: omg, ahh this is ahhh i love this.
shopper 2: yessss!! this is amazing.

by SsTtUu December 16, 2010

Shopping with your Mom Legs

When your shopping with your mom and your legs get tired but you can't sit down. Also can happen in other places when you get fed up with being around your mom. Also includes girlfriend, sister, wife etc.

We were about to leave the mall but then my mom sees a sales rackand starts looking through it, and i got Shopping with your Mom legs right there, on the spot.

by colton3227 November 14, 2010

Shoppingham

Canadian nickname for the city of Bellingham, Washington. Bellingham is the location of the nearest U.S. shopping mall to Vancouver, BC, and is a popular destination for Canadian visitors.

The parking lot at the mall in Shoppingham is always full of Canadian license plates.

by KevynJacobs August 21, 2011

Shopping buddie

A male who is not gay but is open to saying that guys are hot and are great to go shopping with!

Kate: How do i look?
Tyler: very slutty. try another one......
Kate: thanks shopping buddie!

by Lolly Martain January 11, 2012