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Illegitimate Retard 

A person who was supposed to be born retarded.
Person 1: "Look at that bird."

Person 2: "That's a plane you illegitimate retard"
Illegitimate Retard by Orbitz21 February 27, 2022

Essex Retard 

Macauley Wiiseman
'that kid is a right Macauley Wiiseman' (essex retard)
Essex Retard by anonymous July 12, 2022

dying retard 

the appropriate insult to call someone after they push you off of a 1 block wide bridge into a lava lake in the nether
"ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME YOU DYING RETARD!? WHAT THE FUCK!"
dying retard by Bryce Huxford August 28, 2022

Literal retard 

Look at that literal retard, ah it's Ragnar what did you expect.
Literal retard by Ragnar the retard September 23, 2022

weird retard 

A ginger that has body pillow cases and is also overweight
Look at Wesley over there he’s a weird retard
weird retard by BigPPDan02 December 20, 2022

mental retard (MR) 

my ex girlfriends initials were m and r so i started calling her mental retard and she was so pissed about it but me and my friends found it hilarious
Person 1: Wow that person over there is so fat and ugly

Person 2: Yeah thats me ex girlfriend, we like to call her mental retard (MR)
mental retard (MR) by Ryder M March 7, 2023