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queef

verb (informal)
A beef between two or more lesbians
I overheard Liza and Raine having queef and was slightly intrigued
by RyanManmadhan27 February 10, 2022
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Gig queef

A gig queef is that puff of hot, moist air that escapes a crowd at gigs.
"Did you feel that gig queef? It hit me right in the face! 😖"
by Vanityvmodel May 13, 2016
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queef-stylin

a queef-stylin is when you freestyle to a queef
him:its ok baby queefin is natural.
her:but u just queef-stylin to it
him:shit sounded great huh?
by holocaust69420 June 7, 2021
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Postpartum Queef

(VERB) - the centric force of the baby being pushed out of the vagina leads to air leaking into the womb and out leads a toot.
That Postpartum Queef almost threw me away
by PlanetaryLover December 5, 2023
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keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.
Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.
by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019
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Queef Nectar

The act of intentionally inhaling a woman’s queef for sexual gratification and ultimate arousal.
The word queef if derived from the Latin word queefus, which mean to expel air from a hidden cavity.
The act can be traced back to ancient Roman times when wealthy women realised they could enhance the sexual pleasure of their partner by expelling vaginal air for their inhalation. This was typically during the famous orgies of Rome when centurions became particularly fond of indulging in the act, often prior to heading off into battle.
Ancient manuscripts were discovered in Egypt that once deciphered described many of the Pharos wives engaged in the act with their slaves when their pharaoh husbands were away for long periods at war, but some historians doubt whether this is true. Mainly as it was forbidden for slaves to engage in any sexual activity with their masters or indeed mistress. If they had been caught certain crucifixion would have followed.
In later times the practice became widespread after the fall of the Roman Empire and was practiced throughout Gaul and Saxony.
Some say that the gypsy folk brought the practice to Great Britain around 55AD, with it becoming commonplace by the 1066 when the first King of England encountered courtiers indulging after lengthy banquets.
So it is highly likely that the Royal houses passed the practice down through the Middle Ages and it became practiced amongst common folk and local wenches would charge exorbitant fees for their clients.
It is not known whether the house of Windsor engage in the inhalation of queef nectar, but it is highly likely as they have been accused of being miscreants and deviants
by Keeno69 January 12, 2022
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dildo queef

I met this girl last night and when I went to fuck her, she had a dildo queef
by CockBlast3r November 30, 2016
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