penis and pot

The two things in this world that guarantee eternal happiness.

My life was shitty. Now, it's perfect. I'm rich and loving life all because of penis and pot!

by Penelope the Pasquinian December 03, 2017

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plant pot

an insult written by eylo

“oi kate you fucking plant pot”

by thisisnoteylo May 05, 2021

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Plant pot

Plant pots are majestic creatures that speak fluent plant pot Which consists of ‘howdy’ ‘ima plant pot’ plant. Pots are also a great hiding spots

Lucy: howdy mr plant pot

Me: howdy
Lucy: how are u today mr plant pot
Me: ima plant pot

by End proppy September 29, 2021

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Jelly in a pot

When you are filled with anxiety (or strong emotion), but you cannot outwardly display it, so you keep a level composure to control what you are feeling.

"I'm so anxious about the 2020 election, I feel like 'jelly in a pot'!

by AliceHart7 November 05, 2020

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Nepalese Crock-pot

When a man inserts an anal plug deep into his rectum and proceeds to binge-eat cheap chinese take out whilst washing it down with molten margarine. After 3-5 days of maintaining this diet, the man will enter a clothing dryer and have a friend turn it on the highest setting. Once the dryer is cycling, the man on the inside will remove the plug and release a rancid fountain of shit.

"Bro last week I helped Jason with the Nepalese Crock-pot and his dryer almost broke!"

by I. Moe Lester February 11, 2025

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