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smashed the pasty

a vague reference to an undefined sexual act.

Most likely to be a euphemism for masturbation.

Can also be used as 'smashing the pasty.' (To be in the act of.)
"I've just smashed the pasty on her face"
by _linzi December 15, 2011
mugGet the smashed the pastymug.

Smash

What are you thinking you two minded pervert, i'm talking about Smash Bros.
Me to my bro: Hey wanna play some smash?

My bro: Sure why not.
by Xtuomox August 24, 2019
mugGet the Smashmug.

crogge smash

when a big man named collin gets mad and smashes everything
did you see him crogge smash
by nigg123 April 24, 2014
mugGet the crogge smashmug.

Board smash

To break ur keyboard (usually due to raging, key mashing, or ur keyboard doesn’t work maybe)
Person: “Hey you’ve seen Mark?”
Friend: “Yeah he board smashing
Mark (in the distance): REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by RoyelPixel ._. October 16, 2018
mugGet the Board smashmug.

bone-smashing

verb -

an form of self-harm to accentuate one's self appearence, most notably their jawline. Branching off looks-maxing, bone-smashing is the action to hammer in one's jawline to its most jaw crackling mews, creating a more sharper toned look, you'll definitely catch all the men in town.
Sean- "look at what my bone-smashing lesson did to my jawline today."

Toeneigh- "is it supposed to be dangling like that?"

Sean- "you wouldn't understand."
by couch truck May 14, 2024
mugGet the bone-smashingmug.

Smash Moment

When you get 8 coins in an easy war
Damn bro I got 8 coins against TNT Nation

That must have been a Smash Moment
by That_guy69420 July 2, 2021
mugGet the Smash Momentmug.

Smash over

When you get wild, and you smash a lot of people in one night, or it's a one night stand, but you smash multuple times and you wake up sore and humiliated
"Hey Bob, you good? You don't look to good this morning?"
"Nah dude, I was up until 2 smashing, and now I have a killer smash over"
by Jacaranda1027 December 21, 2017
mugGet the Smash overmug.

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