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Da'niah is a great girlfriend to me, she is so beautiful, kind, caring, smart, and loving. she is shy but still flirts with me a bit, i love her so much she made my life so much better and im so happy shes in my life fr fr, i always find a way to look at her, she gets jealous easily and is overprotective and really understands me, i feel like i can tell her absolutely everything she is so trust worthy i love her taste in music, her smile, her voice, her laugh, personality, and just everything, i love you Da'Niah.
by partypooperrrrr November 20, 2021
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My dankest

very similar to "my piffest"

basically means the same thing, but normally referred to with weed and food

Originated in a school in Hertfordshire
"yo smell this pot, got some flavours in"

"oiiiii, thats my dankest"

or

"Jheez, this Chinese is going off, its actually my dankest food"
by foreverl0st January 15, 2018
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My Nate

A person thats owned by a person? Their reading capability is very low and their brain cells never multiply its stays at 1 braincell
My nate is a personal pet person example:
Guy1: Have you seen my Nate?
Guy2: No I think he ran away
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My Immortal

My Immortal is one of the best power ballads of all time.
by UltimateDoge January 6, 2023
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my amigo

A close friend; equivalent to "my nigga"
I grew up with Andre, that's my amigo!
by EBMRue December 25, 2013
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My lard

My lard is used for a very close friend
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My burritooo

A special nickname that is used by da one and only chosen one "teddy" to describe a cute, lazy smart xd, beautiful, smexy and "bootyful" potato.
Often referred as shiny butt, bootylicious, da tata owner, Rushmore titties, da holy butt and i can go forever with this list 😌.
She is known for having a bootiful smile with sharky tooth that makes it so unique and special, known for being kind and for distinct and different than any other average girl (you) would be to get, cuz you are average too u3u.
She is da one and only key holder of teddy's heart.
We can't forget how astonishing she is in every aspect you can imagine :))
So far the only creature that is able to bring joy and happiness to teddy's heart just by existing.
The only potato that knows teddy's political secret information, and the first potato ever to see da hairy phatty, though she has da smoothest booty ever.. u3u
Trust me you don't know how shiny dat shit is in da shower, muaaaa perfecto u3u.
Did i mention how cuddleable she is ? Man i can't even describe it i just want to smooch dat and squish her u3u.
Now let me tell you something, unfortunately for guys she is now taken by da one and only teddy, so none of yall will ever be able to enjoy a bit of what i have mentioned up there because SHE IS MINE and i am proud u3u....
OH AND she is smart, more than your dumb ass hoe. And i am proud u3u
Can be used only by da proper owner.. teddy.

"My burritooo i love you u3u"
by coffee_man March 26, 2023
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