Table One

When you get old. At parties you are seated at table one.

I feel so old, Im sitting at table one!

by Jreality7 March 17, 2012

fumble on the one

To drop your phone while using a urinal. Should be shouted in a John Madden voice when witnessed.

Bill tried to check his email while taking a leak when he committed a fumble on the one.

by incognicola December 27, 2011

wanna one

A k-pop group made out of top 11 boys from mnet's survival show called "Produce 101 season 2".The group is debuting this august. Group consists of 11 members:
1. Kang Daniel (MMO) *center*
2.Park Jihoon (Maroo)
3.Lee Daehwi (Brand New Music)
4.Kim Jaehwan (Indevidual trainee)
5.Ong Seungwoo (Fantagio)
6.Park Woojin (Brand New Music)
7.Lai Guanlin (Cube)
8. Yoon Jisung (MMO)
9.Hwang Minhyun (Pledis- member of 'Nu'est')
10.Bae Jinyoung (C9)
11. Ha Seungwoon (Ardor&Able-member of 'Hotshot')

Person 1: Hey have you watched 'Produce 101 season 2'?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Really? What's the debut group's name?
Person 2: 'Wanna one'.

by wannable July 7, 2017

One Uper

A person who always has a better story then the one just told

I said I'd seen the band twice, but my friend the one uper, said he'd seen them four times

by The 2112 Hollilama November 10, 2018

Knock one in.

Knock in knockin knockout out fuck fuckin fucking raw dog

Dude I was going raw dog with Brandy so decided to try and knock one in. Fuck ya I'm the man. Now she's fuckin pregnant. Nothin better than pregnant pussy!

by Traceboy August 25, 2018

One Celler

A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.

Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”

by dickinyourass August 26, 2018

The Bearded One

Karl Marx.

In truth, since I have been under the influence of The Bearded One since I began studying economics.

by AttillathePun February 9, 2019