Turbo Hoe

The epitome of being a hoe. Will literally fuck anything that walks, and can consistently be found bragging about sexual encounters. She has a body count of over 69 and is almost always Catholic, incredibly freaky. *Will attempt Cock and Ball Torture on you without your consent.

Homie 1: Bro did you hear about Celeste, she's constantly talking about how she railed her bf before they got to his house cause' she "couldn't wait.
Homie 2: Oh shit dude yeah, now that you say it she really seems like a fucking Turbo Hoe to me ngl.

by MhadDawg January 28, 2020

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Granola Hoe

Promiscuous girl that likes to hike, camp, or just hang out in the forrest or wooded area.

My buddy and me ran up on some granola hoes in the woods and had a really good time camping.

by Vanalia Viking August 1, 2018

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blanket hoe

when you sleep with someone and they keep stealing your half of the blanket

"stop being a blanket hoe, steve im cold!"

by 3.1414 November 12, 2016

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Guy Hoe

A guy hoe is someone who is rounded like a whale from the deep blue sea. They are like drag queens who suck cock. And like to watch the minions movie. Yet they still wear speedo thongs. NOT THE BAYANG!

This guy hoe likes the BAYANG!!!

by Poopoopotty December 2, 2020

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tea hoe

A young Chinese lady in Beijing or Shanghai that tries to lure single foreign men into a tea house/bar where they will be charged exuberant prices for drinks. A tea hoe might also drug your drink and steal your money as you pass out.

Ni hao, how are you? Where are you from? Are you in Beijing for holidays?

Fuck off, tea hoe!!!

by nongfu September 15, 2010

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