good boyfriend

a boyfriend who revenges their girlfriend in board games, sometimes even against her own brother
Girlfriend: Oh I expect you to win in Catan against my brother! He won again and laughed in my face..

Boyfriend: I'll be a good boyfriend and revenge you!
by kevinka19 January 06, 2022
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Battery+Operated+Boyfriend is an object that will buy a woman everything an anything she wants. Otherwise known as "Bob"
"My+Battery+Operated+Boyfriend (Bob) is pretty useful, until he needs new batteries"
by AvidCuminDoc September 16, 2016
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quarantine boyfriend

Noun. A boyfriend to have during the 2020 Quarantine. It's like a summer boyfriend, but for quarantine only.
"Sorry, I was texting my quarantine boyfriend."
by xoprincessxox May 15, 2020
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boyfriend-sitting

When your partner has a need to hire someone such as a friend, to temporarily entertain you.
Hey Stacy, can you babysit Frank on skype for a little bit. Thanks for boyfriend-sitting
by frankjameso February 15, 2014
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Lesbian Boyfriend

1a: A cis man who may be confused for a woman and thereby attracts lesbian women.
1b: A cis man who attracts questioning women (potential/future sapphics).

2: A cis man who appears as a lesbian woman and/or identifies more with typically feminine traits.
by jsé February 04, 2025
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ex boyfriend tears

The same definition as “male tears”.
Different word, just as funny.
Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: I’m sorry bro
Guy 1: it’s alright I saw her buy a mug that said “ex boyfriend tears” so now it’s like she’s drinking my jizz.

Guy 2: holy shit that’s funny as hell.
by The_realist_manz February 11, 2019
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