The spasticated monkey

it is the art of applying wax to the hair of the arm pits of someone (subject can be asleep, or awake), and ripping it off while sticking a lit cigarette up the nose.
" Gary got the spasticated monkey again last night, he was a right tool".
by Bobmonkhouse1000 May 18, 2009
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test monkey

Those employed in Quality Assurance vocation who can do nothing more than complete tests given to them. In such cases where common sense, forethought, pro-activity or "thinking outside the box" are required, the test monkey is incapable of continuing their work.
Joe says he's a Quality Assurance Analyst but he just proved he's a test monkey by asking what to do now that the application failed.
by Nyarlathotechie March 29, 2017
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monkey noises

The native language of me
Hoo hoo ahh ahh (monkey noises)
by Spoonman1994 April 26, 2021
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Lil Monkey

One who is full of energy, has the qualities of a person who is kind, compassionate, sweet, warm-hearted, gentle, and all of the above.

Someone who deserves the title of being called a monkey. Ahem in fact only one person deserves to fit this definition.
Wow, ur so annoying u lil monkey.

U should stop licking the floor u lil monkey.

Stop trying to be so wifey u lil monkey.

Stop being so wack u lil monkey.

Wow u do look v v good u lil monkey :)
by Lilmonkeylover July 09, 2022
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Monkey Ammo

A term referring to the poop that monkeys throw.
"If you don't shut up, I am going to use my monkey ammo!"

"This bathroom smells like monkey ammo."

"Go back 3.9 million years, and we'd still be throwing monkey ammo at each other."

"Political debates involve a lot of politicians using monkey ammo to throw at each other....metaphorically speaking."
by AumoeLooure January 19, 2012
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monkey straps

When two black men hang their members over a girls shoulders and get jacked off
Dude that bitch is so dirty she must get monkey straps by everyone in school
by Jaime Lannisterasdasdasd April 10, 2014
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chas monkey

Someone chasy most of the time named alex or max.
Dude that hold is so greasy did one of you chas monkeys chas it up?
by NiggerFaggot-GayRetard June 03, 2017
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