Sideways merchant

Someone that takes pictures with their face at more than a 45 degree angle.

Did you see Olly's selfie? He really is a sideways merchant isn't he!

by XxSniperAssassin27xX April 26, 2023

Bunda Merchant

One who commonly peruses women with large abdominal prowess(big ass).

Alexis is lokey a bunda merchant. I see him get excited when the Latinas walk by.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023

Griddy Merchant

Someone who plays the fifa video game nearly every day and uses the Griddy emote after every goal scored. They do this so that the opponent rage quits or breaks a controller.

Man these fucking Griddy merchants! They must get zero pussy. I can just smell the stench through the mic.

by Dj Ivis Lover June 16, 2023

Pencil Mercenary

A person who kills pencils

Watch out for your pencils otherwise the Pencil Mercenary will kill them

by IfyournameisAshyourprobablydum July 21, 2023

Reverse mercenary

When the girl gets in the male’s position and pegs her partner.

M: Dang man, my butt really hurts.

Y: Oh, did you do reverse mercenary last night?

M: Hellllllll yeah.

by Gaskeepgatebossgirllight July 24, 2023

Spaghetti merchant

jorginho and donnarumma

jorginho is a spaghetti merchant

by jorginho despiser August 12, 2023

Golf Merchant

Someone who plays Golf and hits the range repeatedly because they recently have become obsessed with Golf and all they can think about is Golf.

Friend 1: I just got us a tee time for tomorrow, we are going to hit the range the next day, and then try to play another round on Sunday. You in?
Friend 2: Golf Merchant... but yes I'm in.

by Golf Merchant July 14, 2024