Penis Car Lesbian

It is Dick Van Dyke’s modern name
- Dick is a penis
- Van is a car
- Dike is a rude way of saying a lesbian

Person 1:Hey I love the Chimney man in Marry Poppins. What is his name in real life?
Person 2: Penis Car Lesbian

by Absent Shadow April 19, 2019

Lesbian Lick Lodge

A location where two or more lesbians meet in a rustic environment to enjoy oral sex.

This house smells like a lesbian lick lodge.

by woman love in da house January 18, 2011

Son of a Lesbian

A man who is born of a woman who hates men, because she is a lesbian. The anti-Christ.

Damn son, where is your love? Is your mom a dog? son of a lesbian!

by servant-of-light January 9, 2011

Lesbian SEX

Something white people do... It is great because you get double the titties and YOU CANT GET PREGNANT!!!🍆🍑 A lot of people like to fuck or have lesbian sex for pleasure... It often causes JIZZ to become thicker in the vagina and harder to push into the dick whole or ass, it makes your pussy hard and sexy. It causes you to want to fuck your daddy or rape your own cock in the ass...🍆🍑🍌🥥🍪🐓🤰🏼❌🚫

I like sucking on titties while having LESBIAN SEX.
I moaned last night while having lesbian sex!”uhhhhh fuck me daddy, HARDER!!!”

by Daddylovespussy March 30, 2019

lesbian panic attack

when you see a fit girl and instantly get obsessed with her and you hyperventilate

olivia saw a girl and had a lesbian panic attack

by colinsandra October 28, 2017

Lesbian Douche Bag

A lesbian who is 25 and over but parties at 18+ clubs because it's the only place she can seem cool. Also wears "Shane" or "Justin Bieber" hairstyle. Believes she's black but is white as a ghost. Has more nike tennis shoes than she does actual street cred. Often seen with shitty arm sleeve tattoos and wallet chains. Frequently works a dead end job and "crashes" at their parent's house... you know, until they can afford a place of their own. Be forewarned, this species of lesbian is prone to cheat, or as they call "serial monogamy". Thinks it uncool for someone to have a professional job, pay their bills and support themselves.

You'll know a Lesbian Douche Bag by her pick up lines, like, “Is your girlfriend sitting here?” (She sits down.) “Now she is.”

by D-Bag Haters October 6, 2011

lesbian grocery getter

A term used to identify subaru wagons with excessive bumper stickers

Butch: "hey let's take your lesbian grocery getter to the store and buy a cucumber for tonight!"

Lizzie the lezzie: "ok, we can take my subaru."

by fredwood March 5, 2011