Bruce Lee

The world's greatest martial artist.....

also the only pupil to survive under Chuck Norris.

Fact:

Bruce Lee's real name is Buer LeCe. He was a Frenchman.

In 1964, Buer entered Chuck Norris' one-day boot camp along with 9 others who had the guts to do it.

At the end of the camp, Buer was the only one standing.

To merit his effort, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Buer's face at the speed of Norris (he would've done it bearfooted but he kept his shoes on because Buer was French) and Buer's entire physique changed into a yellow-skinned Asian. In addition, the kick was so powerful that Buer's name got jumbled into spelling "Bruce Lee."

Shocked and honored, Buer - now Bruce - moved to Hollywood to try to mimic Chuck's moves.

When Chuck found out, he disguised Bruce's death and brought him to be work in his kitchen.

Bruce Lee became Chuck's cook.

by Thomassssssssssssssssssss May 2, 2007

Washington & Lee University

A country club where you can get an undergraduate degree as long as you don't drown in the river or die from alcohol poisoning. Also picturesque location of the remains of General Lee's horse...well, most of them anyway...

1st individual: Why do you think yourself to be so much better than everyone else?
2nd individual: Well I do attend Washington and Lee, after all.

by mip March 18, 2005

Laura Lee-ing

Laura Lee-ing (Verb) An action that consists of fake crying, screeching, wiping away nonexistant tears, and blaming everybody but yourself for your actions.

"Oh my god. Did you see Sarah in the principals' office? She was totally Laura Lee-ing over being caught stealing!"

by saltyteaspiller August 20, 2018

Troy Lee Design

A biking brand that sells pretty looking gear, for a very large sum of money that could otherwise be spent on more practical equipment. Mostly trend whores and rich people purchase this equipment. All thumbs down given are from Owners of TLD (Troy Lee Design) gear because they know they have spent to much money but are afraid to admit it.

Greg: Hey whats up dood?
Adam: Not much, just picked up a new TLD (Troy Lee Design) helm-
Greg: YOUR A RICH 15 YEAR OLD TREND WHORE, HA!

by Dripping Dead Dogs Eye January 23, 2011

imogen lee williamson

She is a brave suffering person who pushes through the past builds more relationships with others and has a past relationship with her father who left when she was 3 and continued seeing her dad till she hit grade 5 and never saw her dad agin until she was 11

Imogen lee Williamson had experience many different tough situations in her life such as moving around, unable to visit her father and his side of the family, Gaining depression, being constantly and violently hurt by her older sibling and within all her troubles she soon enough she was able to manage from her past and continue living in her own free ways Yet she still have Many years that await her. And I find this young girl very interesting, including her personality to.

by anonymous May 14, 2021

Bruce lee challenge

A test for wearabilty on older pairs of shoes. You jump up as high as you can and land with full force five times in a row. Similar to how Lee killed Oharra in Enter The Dragon.

Damn those are crispy, but would u mind sending me a video of you doing the Bruce Lee Challenge?

by imsofuckinggay June 15, 2012

Sungshill Jackson Lee

A pathetic cuck who craves for pussy but seems to not get any. He also does not know how to dress and wears the same lexus pandabuy jacket and pandabuy baggy pants. He also lives in a duplex while getting cucked by benjamin harris. He also lives in windsor canada

Bucks: yo fam do you know a guy named Sungshill Jackson Lee
Kut: Yes i heard he was a cuckold

by benajkmaindharris October 1, 2023