The world's greatest martial artist.....
also the only pupil to survive under Chuck Norris.
Fact:
Bruce Lee's real name is Buer LeCe. He was a Frenchman.
In 1964, Buer entered Chuck Norris' one-day boot camp along with 9 others who had the guts to do it.
At the end of the camp, Buer was the only one standing.
To merit his effort, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Buer's face at the speed of Norris (he would've done it bearfooted but he kept his shoes on because Buer was French) and Buer's entire physique changed into a yellow-skinned Asian. In addition, the kick was so powerful that Buer's name got jumbled into spelling "Bruce Lee."
Shocked and honored, Buer - now Bruce - moved to Hollywood to try to mimic Chuck's moves.
When Chuck found out, he disguised Bruce's death and brought him to be work in his kitchen.
also the only pupil to survive under Chuck Norris.
Fact:
Bruce Lee's real name is Buer LeCe. He was a Frenchman.
In 1964, Buer entered Chuck Norris' one-day boot camp along with 9 others who had the guts to do it.
At the end of the camp, Buer was the only one standing.
To merit his effort, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked Buer's face at the speed of Norris (he would've done it bearfooted but he kept his shoes on because Buer was French) and Buer's entire physique changed into a yellow-skinned Asian. In addition, the kick was so powerful that Buer's name got jumbled into spelling "Bruce Lee."
Shocked and honored, Buer - now Bruce - moved to Hollywood to try to mimic Chuck's moves.
When Chuck found out, he disguised Bruce's death and brought him to be work in his kitchen.
by Thomassssssssssssssssssss April 25, 2007
A country club where you can get an undergraduate degree as long as you don't drown in the river or die from alcohol poisoning. Also picturesque location of the remains of General Lee's horse...well, most of them anyway...
1st individual: Why do you think yourself to be so much better than everyone else?
2nd individual: Well I do attend Washington and Lee, after all.
2nd individual: Well I do attend Washington and Lee, after all.
by mip March 19, 2005
Laura Lee-ing (Verb) An action that consists of fake crying, screeching, wiping away nonexistant tears, and blaming everybody but yourself for your actions.
"Oh my god. Did you see Sarah in the principals' office? She was totally Laura Lee-ing over being caught stealing!"
by saltyteaspiller August 20, 2018
A biking brand that sells pretty looking gear, for a very large sum of money that could otherwise be spent on more practical equipment. Mostly trend whores and rich people purchase this equipment. All thumbs down given are from Owners of TLD (Troy Lee Design) gear because they know they have spent to much money but are afraid to admit it.
Greg: Hey whats up dood?
Adam: Not much, just picked up a new TLD (Troy Lee Design) helm-
Greg: YOUR A RICH 15 YEAR OLD TREND WHORE, HA!
Adam: Not much, just picked up a new TLD (Troy Lee Design) helm-
Greg: YOUR A RICH 15 YEAR OLD TREND WHORE, HA!
by Dripping Dead Dogs Eye January 23, 2011
Tori-Lee is a girl who’s smile can brighten anyone’s day. She’s a perfect combination of loyal and stunning, who boys go crazy over. She is a loving and caring person who will always put others needs before hers. Tori-Lee can be known as bitchy depending on who it is and how she is treated. Once someone is on Tori-Lee’s bad side she will not go easy on them. Sports it’s very important to a Tori-Lee, and she is a independent and smart person who doesn’t take life too seriously.
by Hisbuwkwvus November 22, 2021
A rare and sometimes fatal disease only affecting 2 of 5 students. When students go crazy over a professor named Doctor Lee, to the extent of where they constantly have withdrawals without the presence of Doctor Lee.
Person 1: I feel empty, like something is missing.
Person 2: I really miss Dr. Lee!
Person 3: OMG is that him!?
Person 4: Y’all have serious chronic Dr. Lee Syndrome…
Person 2: I really miss Dr. Lee!
Person 3: OMG is that him!?
Person 4: Y’all have serious chronic Dr. Lee Syndrome…
by Minspired August 26, 2022
A very charming and talented Korean actor, with a voice that can melt your panties like ice cream on a hot day.
by lsksimp April 22, 2021