Similar to Godwin's law, Hazen's law states that, when someone disagrees with a political or economic ideology and they automatically claim that ideology is zionist influenced, their opinion is no longer valid.
Person 1: I think these different people should stop killing each other because it is wrong.
Person 2: Thats just the sort of talk i expect from a zionist sheep.
Person 1: My comment had nothing to do with zionism whatsoever, therefore i am forced to invoke Hazen's Law and ignore you from now on.
Person 2: Thats just the sort of talk i expect from a zionist sheep.
Person 1: My comment had nothing to do with zionism whatsoever, therefore i am forced to invoke Hazen's Law and ignore you from now on.
by Barfolamew November 10, 2012
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<person_one>My point is totally valid! <insert wikipedia reference>
<person_two>I site Du's Law, thus winning this arguement.
<person_two>I site Du's Law, thus winning this arguement.
by ShaiTan September 5, 2013
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"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."
"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."
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<Josh> yolo
<Mark> why?
<Sam> Mark: so he can do illegal stuff
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<Mark> why?
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