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Roundhouse Kick List

A list of horrible/aggravating small children whom you wish to roundhouse kick out of your life.
Child: "GEESEGEESEGEESEGEESE"
You: "Ugh, we've gotta add her to the Roundhouse Kick List."
by bethannswagmoney March 7, 2015
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Kicking the wolf in the mouth

when you're generally hungry as hell, usually after a long night of drinking
Man I was out partying all night and woke up kicking the wolf in the mouth
by jakeinkalispell September 17, 2010
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kicked from the chat

Why did nick molest that little boy?
Because kicked from the chat
by Matt. September 10, 2018
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Donkey-Kick-Back

This is a defense move against the donkey punch. If you are having anal sex and your partner donkey punches you then you kick up and back, like a donkey, hard! This is result in a swift kick to the balls.
John tried to Donkey punch me last night, so I pulled the Donkey-Kick-Back maneuver. Dude never saw it coming. He will think twice about pulling that donkey punch again.
by BitchiestRestingFace October 14, 2017
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kick yo' shoes

A dance in which you attempt to kick your left shoe against your right shoe and vise versa in a sideways fashion. If someone is saying "kick yo shoes" it is mandatory that someone in the area begins to kick their shoes.
"kick yo' shoes now kick yo' shoes now kick yo' shoes now"

kick yo' shoes looks like a retarded penguin trying to step on it's own feet
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Fresh kicks genocide

(n.) the crime against humanity committed by a host who asks guests to take their shoes off at a party.

A fresh kicks genocide tends to be committed by a neat freak or a psychopath. Victims are inhumanely forced to do "low fives" and make dishonest complements about the patterns on their friends' socks.

The (unconfirmed) original fresh kicks genocide occurred when Noah requested animals take off their shoes and socks before entering his Ark.
Alex is under scrutiny by the groupchat for reports of a fresh kicks genocide at her pregame.
by nolandc September 26, 2019
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Kick a mason day

A day hwere you can kick people called mason!
Oh shit- i forgot its kick a mason day!
by Jenna bulionp October 15, 2020
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