kevin spacied

When you get your junk grabbed or hit on by some drunk dude.

Arthur bought me a few rounds of drinks then he kevin spacied me.

by Bishnuu November 1, 2017

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kevin wade

Tall skinny dumb ass that only responds to questions with smart ass remarks like I know right and stuff like that .. usually an ass to his male relatives (brothers) and will never have enough money . He lies about 99 percent of the shit he says and again the remarks is mind boggling .. stay away from this person if you can if not do yourself the best and shoot yourself while you can

Kevin wade

by Kevin wade May 27, 2017

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Kevin the Penguin

A person who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving some "brotherly" love

What up Kevin the Penguin?

by Zerg369 July 26, 2022

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kevins butt

flat.

(kevins butt) is the equivalent to a door

by ap0llo_ July 2, 2021

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Kevin Bacon

The deed in which you send all of your friends named Kevin, bacon in the mail. Pre-cooked bacon is recommended.

Ian: Hey Bubba, why did you send me bacon in the mail?

Bubba: I need more friends named Kevin.
Ian: That didn’t explain anything...
Bubba: KEVIN BACON!

by Eject Rejects! May 14, 2020

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Kevin Lester

A guy that is rumored to be "bad news" but is actually one of the best people you will ever meet. He is an amazing friend to have and will be there for you no matter what. He puts everyone before himself. He'll cheer you up even when he's the one who needs support. He the sweetest guy you will (n)ever have the honor of knowing. If you are lucky enough to date him, he will treat you as if you are the most important and beautiful being on the planet. He knows he's not perfect and doesn't force you to be. Overall he is the best guy to ever walk the face of earth and I love him with every ounce of my being.

ME: Kevin Lester is my boyfriend.
FRIEND: He's cute
ME: I'll kill you if you even blink in his direction

by Ganeva_Dark December 26, 2018

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