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Michael Jordan

ALLAH HIMSELF THE GREATEST BEING ON THE PLANET AND THE FATHER OF BASKETBALL IT STARTED AND ENDED WITH HIM AND HE MAKES LEBRON LOOK LIKE A 10 DAY CONTRACT PLAYER THAT GOT ANNALLY FUCKED BY A MOOSE (also rip kobe mamba forever)
"Whos the goat bro."

"Stupid question if you say that lebum guy you actually like taking 12 inch nigerian cock up your ass...... It Michael Jordan btw."
by smartguy1234:) October 22, 2023
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Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.
Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.
by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017
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jordan needham

a very good looking man who is always snapin and talking
by kawaiigirl001 November 4, 2020
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Jordan

A girl/boy/both like no other, Jordan is an amazing person that you could always trust. When ever you see Jordan you get butterflies because he/she/they makes you feel so special. They are very protective and will always be by your side! All in all Jordan is an amazing person to be around! she/he/they is a very creative person! Jordan is a very sexy hot man/woman/both!!
Friend: Hey Jordan
Jordan: hey -name- , wow you look amazing!
Friend: 🦋 🦋🦋🦋
by Truth.co.za June 19, 2021
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My jordan

The most handsome boy to exist.
Feels the most loved by Lucy
Who is that guy over there?
Thats my jordan and hes the most handsome boy to exist.
by anonymous April 18, 2024
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Jordan

Chronic traumatic encephalopathy (CTE) is a brain disorder likely caused by repeated head injuries. It causes the death of nerve cells in the brain, known as degeneration. CTE gets worse over time. The only way to definitively diagnosis CTE is after death during an autopsy of the brain.
What a spec, gotta be jordan
by CTExtraterrestrial February 1, 2024
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Jordane

Has an enormous dick, once you get a taste of it you won't want to move on from it.
Jordane cock is fucking mighty
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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