Sara Johnson

Sara is a chill girl. Her favorite cuz is Suzie even thought she doesn’t know how to spell her name. She’s also goes by honest Abe.

Sara Johnson is a homie and a bro.

by chesterspuffyboy July 6, 2022

Johnson Jacket

A condom

“ hey before we fuck in the asshole lemme use a Johnson jacket

by Lil circumcised November 24, 2019

Bob Johnsoning

gorgeous fellatio to leaders

The housewife was Bob Johnsoning her historical husband.

by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018

Day johnson

A sexy man with gorgeous eyes and a high sex drive along with a very nice dick.

I wish I had day johnson

by Winky face 😘 May 31, 2018

Johnson bar

Slang for a large penis.

Look at the Johnson bar on that dude!

by anonymous March 15, 2024

bad Johnson

Can be used In place of any object or device. Can be big or small. Can really be anything.

“Hey can you pass me the remote?”
“Yeah which one?”
“That bad Johnson over there on the table!”

by Sparky 550 December 31, 2023

Lavonte Johnson

Bout the Weakest Knee Havin, Small Hand No lotion Having, Car seat in the DriverSeat Havin

Lavonte Johnson Your it

by HAHAHAHA69420 August 5, 2022