Johnny

Noun: A person who says the most despicably stupid things and then pretends that he didn't say it the next day

"Which ones better axe or old spice."
"The superior one is clearly axe. Axe is amazing."
"God why are you being such a Johnny."

by anonymous May 3, 2023

skin johnny

A skin johnny is someone, usually a male, who is a giant, annoying jerkoff.

"Hey, you know jim strong? He's a real skin johnny!"

by Hair and teeth February 10, 2025

the johnny jump-up

an incredibly versitile alegory refering to the sexual nature of a duke in the seventeenth century royal court.

Rick bowed before his wife, unbeknowst to her, he was reveling in thoughts common to a johnny jump-up

by Negro man April 24, 2005

Not Johnny

Someone who appears to be, but is in fact, not Johnny.

Dude! That Dude over there is a not Johnny!

by ShrewdSauce November 26, 2021

Wrestling Johnny

When someone grabs your dick so aggressively that they almost brake it yet it doesn't hurt

"Hey did you hook up with Sarah"
"Not exactly"
"Huh"
"She was wrestling Johnny"
"Wah..., Oh noce"

by Lani_queen00 April 7, 2019

Johnny ugly

A clown

Guy1: I just seen a clown
Guy2: when did Johnny ugly get in town

by Johnsmith123010 June 21, 2022

johnny contrucci

Johnny is a fine beast

You know Johnny contrucci? Yeah he’s a fine beast

by Colin’s secret admirer July 31, 2021