Jacob Dinkelman

A total asshole who jerks off to gay Asian porn because it reminds them of their small chode.
That dick is such a Jacob Dinkelman.
by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 04, 2016
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Jacob Brady

Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.

He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.
Person 1: yo is that Jacob Brady?

Person 2: yea he’s bricked.
by Fatdonkey42 April 08, 2024
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jacobs spots

Jacobs spots are an enigma never question it just accept it although he looks like a cheeta and jumps like a kangaroo they still classify him as human he is a new breed of human a spotted one
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Jacob jacob

The best hedgehog looking boi in the whole universe of club penguin. U may find him prowling the interwebs of snapchat looking for friends because although he is a god among men he is a lonely boi. Becareful when u approach said Jacob Jacob as he is a shy boi who also infact has 2 noncey mates named josh and connor that will come for u when u least expect it. Scream when u see the queen that is Jacob Jacob and stand or sit in awe when this porcupine arrives. Always remember the legend that is jacob jacob and rememeber to join out jacob jacob cult to further worship the god.
by Jacob stan April 15, 2020
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Norton Jacob

A guy with a huge cock and fucks guys for his free time
That Norton Jacob fucks his friends alot
by Jooper-Nanderson February 16, 2022
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Jacob Diedrich

my very hot really sexy crush who is really weird but really funny and has very hairy legs.. but them armpits are even worse
Jacob Diedrich is mine and i wish a bitch aka mak would try to touch him thats when i start whooping some peoples assess.
by shawnte's dictionary January 30, 2020
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