Jacob

A boy with a fit dad bod and aids

person 1: did you see the aids on that kid
person 2: oh yeah that’s jacob

by 69ur_mum69 November 16, 2021

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was gifted a lot of talents from God. A lot of girls like him but they just want a fake relationship so he keeps looking; you'll probably never catch him crying but he does; he mourn over a girl for more than 3 years and he will remember all of the relationships he had before; he tries a lot but girls just like playing with his heart; he doesn't know why he still tries sometimes; maybe because he's a Christian just trying to show others that he's not that terrible; they know they just don't care.

Jacob: Why did you want to go out then?
girl: go out? HA! in your dreams buddy! Hey everyone look at me! I'm ripping up someones love life! Lets see if we can make his heart smaller; lets see if he will except anyone after this!!!

by itsjustjacob May 16, 2025

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Jacob is a rich and buff tipe of kid and is the most popular kid in the hole school. Jacob has a ma sion well that's what he says.

Its the rich kid jacob

by Hi????? ?? October 10, 2019

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A short , fat white boy. He has a patch of grey hair and likes little girls. Very toxic.

"ew I heard he only likes underage girls"
"Yeahh really gross , that's Jacob Marshall"

by Your daddy Lexiee February 14, 2022

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Jacob si the type of guy who knows how to get down and dirty in bed. His shlong is expandable, retractable, and radioactive. He gets every bitch in existence.

Jacob:
Every girl:*cums*

by urfrikinmom November 24, 2021

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