Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Game Theory (Truth Or Dare)
Person 1:

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Music theory (left shank accidents based on abrasions for conspiracy theorists)

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 21, 2025

Jess Twitter Theory

The theory that suggests that most (if not all) Fandom Twitter accounts in existence were created by @jessbian from twitter

Person 1: Dude I just found out the SSJ4 Gogeta Parody account was ran by Jess!
Person 2: And I just found out the Studio Mappa Parody account is ran by Jess!
Person 1: Jess Twitter Theory strikes again!

by powerluver January 23, 2025

A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

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Person 343: A breath of a fresh air, the sentence of your useless conspiracy theory: 《¤》

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

The Scroll of Judgment Theory

A theory about what happens after death. According to this theory, when a person dies, they are not judged by a god or higher power, but by an ancient scroll that falls from the darkness. The scroll contains every action they’ve ever taken good and bad and the soul is forced to relive all their mistakes and moments of cruelty. If they lived with kindness, they fade away peacefully. But if they lived selfishly or hurt others, they are trapped forever, endlessly reliving their wrongdoings in a cycle of regret.

After hearing about The Scroll of Judgment Theory, I’m starting to think that all the bad stuff I’ve done might come back to haunt me when I die

by pseudonymXYX February 9, 2025

Theory of Gyatt

Gyatt = ((circumference of gyatt - circumference of waist) + (circumference of gyatt - circumference of thigh)) x Rate of double take

G = ((Cg-Cw)+(Cg-Ct)) x Rdt

*Subject change pending further proof of gyatt levels

"Bro, she's got a Gyatt." "nah, bro, that one is better." "Well, I guess we'll have to plug some measurements into the Theory of Gyatt to determine which ones better."

by $BENJI$ February 18, 2025

Theory of Gyatt

Gyatt = ((circumference of Gyatt - Circumference of waist) + ( circumference of Gyatt - Circumference of thigh)) x Rate of double take

G = ((Cg-Cw)+(Cg-Ct) x Rdt

*subject to change given further proof of gyatt levels

"bro, she's got a gyatt!" "nah, Bro, that other girl has a better gyatt." "I guess we will have to plug in some measurements into the theory of gyatts."

by $BENJI$ February 18, 2025