Morning streak

The naked run made In the morning from the bedroom to the bathroom.

I nearly got spotted making the morning streak today

by Buckaroo00 June 22, 2017

Cindy In The Morning

Bringer of no sleep, sadness, pledges, and announcements

Man, i almost fell alseep in class my cindy in the morning was so loud she woke me up

by ScreamingBeeans April 23, 2018

Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

“Hey what are you doing” “Good Morning god bless”

by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.

Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.

by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025

morning stew

Getting coffee from the coffee pot in the morning.

"Hey Evan, I'll grab us few cups of coffee for morning stew!"

by nextscv January 8, 2012

Morning Peak

Every morning, at the start of each day, young, healthy males get jacked up on testosterone, prompting them to be more aggressive, sexual, and virile. The Morning Peak is also often the cause of "morning wood", A.K.A waking up with an erection.

Don: "Dude, Marnie said you yelled at her this morning for asking what you wanted for breakfast..."

Dan: "Sorry, man. Morning Peak had me actin' like a gorilla!"

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

Morning Live

Gethin Jones’s terrible chat show

Oh my god I’m turning that BBC One off because it’s Morning Live again

by Hrvyeetz August 7, 2024