Owen’s Law

The longer a Internet discussion goes on the more Likely a communist will propose a Revolution will fix any and all problems

Guy 1: “I really think people are too closed minded about barbecue sauce
Guy 2: Well we can phase that out over the course of many revolutions
Guy 3: wow I thought Owen’s Law wasn’t real.

by LordFerpez March 9, 2021

Mort's Law

Mort's Law is a law that states if something has a fanbase, that fanbase will to some degree, be toxic. Basically without exception, if there is a fanbase, that fanbase is toxic. The name comes from the show Rick and MORTy which, most infamously did indeed have a toxic fanbase.

Jack: Fuck man I never thought the Bob the Builder fanbase would be toxic but holy shit they proved me wrong!
Brian: Thats Mort's Law bro...

by GRNLDSHRK69X March 14, 2021

1C1R-in-law

1- First-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Spouse's first-cousin-once-removed.

My 1C1R-in-law is a good person.

by Gerald128 April 7, 2021

Kneesgrow's Law

If you have to ask if a game is worth x amount of money, the answer is no. Just pirate it my guy. /cooler

"Is game worth 60 dollars."

"No, just pirate it. It's Kneesgrow's Law."

by Johnny Grow May 3, 2021

roytheboy's law

ban kneesgrow

please ban kneesgrow mods, he is being a nuisance according to roytheboy's law

by dickmichigan May 3, 2021

Huttenberger’s law

Huttenberger’s law automatically invalidates any argument that the pittsburgh steelers are not a good football team based on history of consistent success as a franchise.

You think the Pittsburgh Steelers suck? Let me show you Huttenberger’s law.

by ben is not a rapist May 11, 2021

LAW BREAKER

Maclonnbeveli law breakers law brokers in black. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

I invented and made and created law breakers.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq June 10, 2021