I don't give two and a half shits

Combining a reference to two and a half men and the fact that you care so little about what the other person's saying.

-Hey, guess what I was doing last night?
-You know what? I don't give two and a half shits!

by Deathgleaner May 24, 2010

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channel somebody who gives a damn

(v.) To speak to someone who cares. Often used as a sarcastic idiom.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004

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October 7th is the national holiday of giving a girl you like your hoodie

boy: tomorrow is national give a girl your hoodie day, should i give it to jordan?
boy2: yeah man
*the next day*

boy: do you want my hoodie?

girl: omg omg omg yes of course

by sincerely, your mom October 06, 2019

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give that one girl your hoodie whether she has one or not since it’s november 4th

boy: here’s my hoodie

girl: but i already have one

boy: it doesn’t matter, it’s give a girl your hoodie day

by bih please November 04, 2019

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September 30 is the day where all females who own scruchies give them away to the opposite gender.

Yo girl! Can I get yo scrunchie for National give away your scrunchie day?

by Emr:) September 27, 2019

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This is a day where you have to give ebba a flower (celebrated nationally)

by xXWumpusXx December 16, 2021

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This is lyrics from Rick Astleys’s “never gonna give you up” Macdonalds version. just don’t say it in mcdonalds…

You: give me nuggets or say goodbye
Guy at counter: FBI!

Or

Guy at counter: *hands nuggets*

by FishyFrog May 09, 2022

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