A simple form of greeting used between 2 men or a man to a woman. can also be used as an ice breaker.
1. man 1- good day sir
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.
2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir
3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?
man 2- and a floppy horse penis to you too sir.
2. man- *grabs womans boob*
woman- and a flopppy horse penis to you too sir
3. so how about that floppy horse penis today?
by mattbrandyjay February 21, 2009
Get the floppy horse penismug. by Bob L March 30, 2004
Get the hold your horsesmug. basically means: calm the f* down; especially when you're in a situation that is basically unnecessary
sam: i can't go anywhere without my magazine ! i have to have my magazine ! if i dont have my magazine im not gonna be able to read it !
daisy: chill your horse ! we're coming back in 10 mins !
daisy: chill your horse ! we're coming back in 10 mins !
by dng1013 February 6, 2010
Get the chill your horsemug. The poor excuse for a desert marketed as the Vanilla Frosty at Wendy's. As a successor to the original Chocolate Frosty it is a complete failure and anyone buying it obviously loves horse cock.
Wendy's Employee: "How may I help you?"
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."
Customer: "I'd like a large Chocolate Frosty please."
Wendy's Employee: "I'm sorry we're out of Chocolate Frosty but we have Vanilla."
Customer: "What the fuck do you mean you're out of chocolate frosty? You're out of real frosty and you offer me some HORSE COCK FROSTY bullshit? I don't want that crap. If I wanted something that reminded me of Chris Pontius in Jackass 2 drinking horse jizz I'd go to McDonald's and get a McFlurry."
Wendy's Employee: "Sir, You don't have to use that language."
Customer: "I find your offering of a Horse Cock Frosty offensive. Fuck this. I'm going to Arby's for a Jamocha Shake."
by Steven Cartman Dangler III February 26, 2011
Get the Horse Cock Frostymug. by Josh & Steve April 25, 2006
Get the Horse Shit Luigimug. The sexual act of bending a woman over the toilet and sticking her head through the toilet seat while having doggy-style intercourse, thus creating the illusion of a horse collar.
Dude, I met this freaky chick at the bar last night. I took her home and gave her a porcelain horse collar.
by The REV-LSMC October 26, 2010
Get the Porcelain horse collarmug. by Jaybeau FL January 29, 2018
Get the horse jerker offermug.