hello or guten tag

when you want to act professional, so you speak in multiple languages to try to impress someone, but it doesn't work out.

Hello or guten tag, how has your day been?

by the goofy typist March 18, 2026

Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks to be heterosexual at first, when it reality it is between two lesbians.

Named after the satirical internet rumor that Hello Kitty’s boyfriend, Dear Daniel, is actually a girl.

Person A: “Bro everyone keeps thinking I’m in a straight relationship because I call my partner a he, but we’re actually both lesbians!”
Person B: “Oh man, looks like you’re in a Hello Kitty relationship!”

by alfrtastik March 3, 2025

Hello Kitty Relationship

A relationship that looks like a heterosexual one to the unbeknownst, but is actually between two lesbians. Named after the satirical internet rumor that both Hello Kitty and Dear Daniel, who are claimed by Sanrio to be a straight couple, are actually two girls.

Penny: “People keep thinking I’m straight because I call Alex my boyfriend, but little do they know that she’s also a lesbian like me!”
Edwin: “Wow that sounds like a Hello Kitty relationship.”

“People keep thinking I’m straight because I constantly talk about having a boyfriend, but that “boyfriend” in question is actually a butch lesbian who likes being called a dude. I guess I’m in a Hello Kitty relationship.”

by chillzfundee March 3, 2025

Hello

This word could mean a lot of different ways but is to say like oh you are in front of me why dont i greet you!

'Hello' is the normal one when they just dont care about you
'Hellooo' is the one when they are nervous and has a crush on you
'HellOooOoo' means he is a maniac
'HellOOoo' means he wants to be in a relationship with you and wants to make babys with you
'helo' means he is going to murder you
'Hell' means he is satan. RUN

by Im masta sug ma bals:3 A.Lee March 4, 2025

hello dubai

interjected when someone’s features are too large, especially the forehead

hello dubai, i am so honored to be projected on the burj khalifa

by wwwstarcasm March 9, 2025

Hellmann's

The one who brings it all together, but rarely gets the credit.

Rodri from Man City, he's the Hellmann's - without him it would all fall apart, like Donkey leaving Shrek. It just ain't the same without them.

by Markham&Martin March 15, 2025

Hello

The worst swear word ever. It's 1000000000 times worse than the N-Word, the F-Word, the C-Word, or any other swear. Never say "hello" to anyone or you will get beat up.

Stranger "Hello!"
Me "Watch your damn mouth, Jerk!"

by Best User On Urban Dictionary March 24, 2025