"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Caper the Friendly Goat Cheese Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 21, 2018
horny. Derivation from midwestern county fairs that include animal oddities like a two peckered goat.
Bud's hotter than a two peckered goat.
by snappy's February 05, 2008
Either a gay man whose father fucks goats or a straight man who favors anal sex whose father fucks goats. Usually reserved as an insult
by Rambler 2.0 January 03, 2007
"Get off my computer you goat fucking tree house jumper!"
by iwishyouhadfriends. June 27, 2007
A phrase that may be exclaimed in situations concerning stupid actions/accidents carried out by yourself.
It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
It can be used to signify individuals near you that your poor motor skills coupled with hand-eye coordination are just as affective as bringing a pack of bubblegum instead of a grenade to war.
After taking the tray of Tater-Tots out of the oven, you remove the oven mittens.
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.
* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"
While trying to grab one with your bare hands, you burn your wrist/arm/upper limb on the metal try.
* "Ouch! Fuck Me up the Goat Ass!"
by Skelator Lester Z Doja XXXXXXX August 09, 2008
The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.
Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.
Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.
Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay
by bigwillyp January 27, 2010
A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.
"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.
It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.
It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.
*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*
P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"
*Also:*
Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"
Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"
P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"
*Also:*
Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"
Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"
by J'Seph June 16, 2012