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piss drinker 

A very cool and sexy person who is cool and also sexy and also drinks piss
ben- "is that person a piss drinker or what?"
alex- "golly, that person sure is a piss drinker! i wonder how much piss they drink on a daily basis."
ben- "all of it."

wishful drinking 

Drinking alcohol...as if getting drunk will bring him/her back.
Sitting here throwing 'em back, thinking she'll come back, ain't nothing but wishful drinking! It's the reason she left you in the first place!

Drinkability 

A poorly made beer that is mass produced and is watered down. This cross between an adjective and an adverb is used as a marketing scheme to get people who are not looking for flavor in beer, but simply want to guzzle down this pathetic excuse of "beer" so they can get drunk off of a pilsner that only has 3 percent alcohol by volume. Thus, a "beer" with this kind of label is without flavor and character and should not be consumed by humans who have dignity.
The best part about Bud Light is that it has "superior drinkability" so you don't have to taste the urine for very long as you chug it.
Drinkability by Razzmatazzz March 7, 2010

Straight Edge Drinking Game

"straight edge drinking game" is a humorous expression that implies that a certain event or series of events will not happen, or will happen with very little regularity.

It's equivalent to saying "that will never happen", "no chance". "not in a million years" or other idiomatic expressions.
Example 1:

Joe: Hey, let's drink every time Bush says something smart.

Nick: That's a straight edge drinking game.

Example 2:

Andre: Here's a straight edge drinking game. Let's drink whenever Charles Bronson goes 5 minutes without killing somebody.

heavy drinker

As opposed to the term "alcoholic" which carries a negative connotation. It seems like every activity or substance in America that is even somewhat fun must be bad. Therefore if you partake in it more than the majority of people do, you must have a problem. And I'm not buying that whole "disease" argument so don't even try. Some people handle their business and some don't, whether they drink or not.
I like to drink and tend to get drunk more than the next fellow. But I still maintain a job and keep up on my bills. Therefore, I'm a heavy drinker.

Ol' homebum over there in the alley who blacked out last night and woke up in the gutter, there's your example of an alcoholic. Maybe a crackhead too.
heavy drinker by Mike Anarch March 17, 2006

coolaid drinker 

Correctly spelled Koolaid drinker, this means a politician or politically active person who always thinks their party is correct. As if the republican or democratic party can do no wrong. These people are found at both ends of the political spectrum and are the reason our countrys 2 party system is all f**ked up.
Damn coolaid drinkers protesting for and against the war.
coolaid drinker by K2Tanner December 4, 2007