Dirt neck

The useless and often lazy idiots on a construction site who don't have the sense to build or do a skilled trade so they just run machinery like skid steers or excavators.

These dirt necks don't know how to dig to grade, now our concrete will be poured to the wrong elevation!

by Rattlesnakejake June 6, 2023

Dirt Pickle

A dirt pickle is an asshole pickle that was pickled in your moms stinky ass pussy juices .

“Eric you’re such a dirt pickle”

by Flucking Duck iuuuhh October 5, 2018

licking the dirt off my tires

When someone licks dried up poop off of someone else's butthole.

Stephen: Yo, what did you and that girl do?
Jeffrey: Nothing much, she was just licking the dirt off my tires, now my asshole is clean. Wink.

by moughh July 5, 2023

Dirt digger

A dirt digger is an unsuccessful loser who spends their life looking to find “dirt” on anyone and everyone – most especially celebrities. They love to make clickbait videos and they especially love using the word “EXPOSED”! “Exposed” is their favorite word. They love to write about anything and everything that a celebrity or person did wrong – some of which is considered normal behavior in society such as having an affair. For example if a celebrity or politician has an affair they will write about how corrupt the celebrity is for having an affair – meanwhile the loser who writes such drivel probably cheated or has close friends who cheated and had an affair. A dirt digger is a slimy hypocritical piece of shit bastard who goes out of their way to dig up “dirt” (which they probably behind closed doors themselves!) against another person because it makes their boring lame lives feel special to “expose” what the “elite” or such and such celebrity or person is doing.

Dirt diggers often have cheated at least once or twice on their spouses but the moment a celebrity or politician (from any political spectrum - left or right) does it they go nuts and want to "expose" how vile of a person the celebrity is simply because they had a stupid affair.

by Bill Beef February 26, 2025

dirt boulder

Potato

I had a baked dirt boulders for dinner.

by Qqjnyy April 20, 2021

dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.

Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.

by Verakk December 17, 2019

eat dirt

when you tell someone to eat dirt, it is usually to present a minor form of annoyance. for example, if someone stole my pen, i’d glare at them and tell them to eat dirt. now, if someone killed my cat, i’d kill them. big difference.

“eat dirt” i say to the annoyance of a child who is consistently tugging on my leg.

by eatmyshooooooooooooorts October 31, 2023