ALL CAPS BRO

The loudest possible way to hype up a moment — typed or shouted entirely in caps.

A friend who always goes hard, never lowercase.

The spiritual opposite of “chill.”

“Teacher: ‘This essay is due tomorrow.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I HAVEN’T EVEN STARTED 💀💀💀”

“When your crush actually texts you back after 3 weeks → ALL CAPS BRO 😭🔥”

“Someone: ‘Calm down it’s just a game.’
Me after losing in Fortnite: ALL CAPS BROOOOOOO”

“Friend: ‘I’m outside, let’s go get food.’
Me: ALL CAPS BRO I’M ALREADY IN THE CAR 🚗💨”

“When the WiFi finally starts working again → ALL CAPS BRO 📶🙏”

“Mom: ‘Why are you yelling?’
Me: ‘I WAS BORN AN ALL CAPS BRO.’”

by themostamazingmomever August 16, 2025

Tesla gas cap

There isn’t one you unevolved tit.

Why can’t I fill my Tesla up with gas, maybe the Tesla gas cap is in the trunk.

by TheRusty0ne July 2, 2021

Nam-Cap

Reversing how a game is spelt and making a knock off of the exact same game.

That game is a nam-cap of flappy bird.

by RealComicalDude December 1, 2016

Dahi Cap Konek

Directly translated into English as 'Penis stamped forehead', it is a phrase use to describe women who jump in and out of relationships that lasts a short duration or have many exes and sexual encounters.

Jennifer Lopez is what we Malays call “dahi cap konek”. Kalau tak ada jantan tak boleh hidup. - asonofapeach

by sambalbelacanbasi May 26, 2021

cap

what you say when your gf's lips taste like your homie's pp and she says she hasn't been sleeping with him

A: I didn't sleep with ur homie!
B: cap

by penismanhuge December 14, 2020

cap

lie

no cap

by Kai likes men November 1, 2023

Cap Attack

Typing or texting a message to someone, without realizing that the caps lock is on, and sending the message to the person in all CAPITALS

Also typing in all capitals to emphasize or "yell" over telecommunications.

"HEY WHATS GOING ON?"
'whoaa'
"whoops, sorry, cap attack"

or
"WELL YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS! :@"
'Kay relax. No need to cap attack me.'

by StayGreen22 May 15, 2010