take the cake

To win a prize; to be the winner

Michael Moore takes the cake (literally)

take the cake by lunar shadows January 28, 2005

cake pussy 

pussy that doesn't require any effort to get

"yo dude that girl was such a slut, that was some cake pussy."

cake pussy by mfucci May 3, 2009

cum cake 

When baking a cake, ejaculate in a bottle till the bottle is almost full. Next, instead of frosting the cake, pour the bottle of cum all over. Finally you can serve it to all your friends.

When Aaron had his graduation party, he served a cum cake to all his friends.

cum cake by Mr. Dangle June 9, 2009

Cake 

This is a lie! Everything you have been told about the cake is a lie, do not listen.

The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie
The Cake is a Lie

Cake by Zanzibar211 January 8, 2009

Navy Cake 

The Name For Sex That Takes Place In The Navy.
Two Men In The Navy Who Have Sex.

John Had Some Navy Cake When He Was In The Navy.
Would You Like To Come To My Room For Some Navy Cake?

Navy Cake by Amy Louiise July 2, 2008

caked-up 

A girl who wears so much make up that it looks as if she applied it by smashing her face into a cake.

Dee's caked-up like a rainbow today.

caked-up by ash_26_84 September 1, 2013

fart cake 

A cake that has been flatulated on by a women for sexual pleasure and stimulation

that fart cake looks good enough to eat.
(i.e.fartcake.com)

fart cake by Jerry Vip August 14, 2008