brandon

the largest simp in the world, he will doing anything for any girl at anytime and yet will still be stuck in the friend zone

that dude over there is definitely a brandon. hes simpin over both those girls

by deepthroatmaster6969 April 28, 2020

brandon

like mate cmon on mate up the mark what a lad, mark is his da who is a massive bro and hes the don who says he'll give his sons pal 100 quid for a job ( only the real ones know )

brandon is a puff

by hgyirsrydjht7o May 27, 2020

Brandon

Has a stupid laugh weird as hell but can be nice he’s alright but always annoying and bad at sports

Hey I know Brandon

Who is he
Some twat with a weird laugh

by Julius Kindle June 2, 2020

Brandon

A neckbeard who will sue you if you insult him

Brandon is a fucking retarted

by Lol your a nigga June 8, 2020

Pulling a brandon

When one of your close friends starts dating the girl you like. Can also be known as pulled a Brandon or Brandoning someone.

Yo I heard Jeff started pulling a Brandon yesterday and started dating Tiffany even tho i liked her.

by SeñorPancakes July 27, 2020

Brandon

He is a very random boi, he often laughs like a maniac and likes to type in caps all the type and annoying the shit out of his bestfriend/ friends. He also likes to make fun of people’s crushes

Person 1: yo did you see Brandon at the party last night

Person 2: yeah he was just screaming at everyone and laughing like a maniac..

by Eevee164 August 28, 2020

Brandon s

You know who your are Brandon. U a bitch

Brandon s is a bitch

by The one and only Borat September 11, 2020