Brandon

He turned on a chromebook and fked with it

wow brandon just wow

by jerkin82362713 June 1, 2022

Brandon

The name Brandon, came down from many different generations with the significance of pride and love. However, now as time changes the name is loses most significance. The name Brandon, as it stands today, mean gay and loving for mean. People who have this name either play video games every day up to a point where they get grounded and stop playing. They also like to act very gay around people, forgetting that he is a man. People with this name were probably dropped as an infant due to the future consequences they go through as they grow up. Brandons' usually have a max penis size of 3.5 inches. However they grow up to be around 6 feet tall in height.

If you ever encounter yourself near a Brandon, run because he will most likely give you a kiss on the mouth and rape you.

by oKAY butSER November 20, 2021

Brandon

Brandon's the type of guy to befriend you on Roblox, Play with you for a bit, Have atleast a SINGLE online-dating phase before snapping out of it and then one day, randomly dissapear.
You could almost say that Brandon... worked.

brandon: ozo is that you? LOL it must be! hope you still get out there and pwn, so much fun
ozo: FUCK

by the real JX1DX1 July 27, 2025

brandon-catron

the keyholder to a mercedes bakers heart

the brandon-catron held the only key to the mercedes bakers heart hopefully it didnt get lost

by DDIES-PRINCESS February 28, 2022

Brandon-ed

When an actual chant at a sports event is alleged to be something else. Or covering up an actual chant with fake noise as if to pretend it wasn't being said at all.

The Atlanta Braves fans were Brandon-ed by the TV network as they were chanting there famous tomohawk chant during the World Series.

by Rambis50 October 27, 2021

Brandon

Brandon is a hoe. He think he is better than everyone even his friends. He think he can get everyone girl with two walking legs. He’s good a sports, but that’s the only thing. He’s known to break girls hearts, but it’s fine cause they are fucking over him too.😏

Brandon is a lowdown gold digging son of a bitch.

by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019

brandon

smelly guy.

Oh who ist that?
It's brandon, the smelly Guy.

by WganahJnaanksam November 22, 2021