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Boyfriend Kisser

Courtney: Boyfriend kisser!
I thought she was my friend,
But now it's time to diss her!
Sure we had some fun times,
But I'm not gonna miss her now!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're gonna get
What's coming to you
If it's the last thing
I ever do-oo-oo!
Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney and Heather: That's right!
That's right!
Courtney: Let's go a little back!
We captured Duncan in a sack.
Heather: And had a laugh attack
When you stretched me on the rack!
Courtney: All those times you made me smile,
You wanted my man
All the while!
Sierra: Duh! It was so obvious.
Courtney and Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney: You're not my new sister!
You're a pus-y, gothy, nasty blister! Oh!
Heather: Boyfriend kisser!
Courtney and Heather: You're gonna get what's coming to you!
Courtney: If it's the last thing I ever do-oo-oo!
Courtney: Gwen was such a boyfriend kisser!
Heather: I know right! She stole your boyfriend
Sierra: Where's Cody?
by ILoveMaltesers January 30, 2025
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Invisible Boyfriend

The boyfriend that everybody hears about, but nobody sees. He has a wife, so he doesn't like to be known as your boyfriend by anyone other than you, but calls you his girlfriend. You are his secret lover.
My invisible boyfriend came over today, but he left before anyone came home.
by LadyA314 December 20, 2023
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Black-boyfriend

Black-boyfriend is a noun, verb, and a adjective meaning: a very hard pounding; the givermale of very intense intercourse; black-boyfriend refers to a man that is capable of giving a satisfying pounding.
"If she wore that dress she would have gotten a black-boyfriend." and " Your gonna get a black-boyfriend tonight" and "I wish I could be her black-boyfriend." and "She's black-boyfriend worthy." and "I am a black boyfriend" and "Cohen could give a black-boyfriend"
by ZKazz November 12, 2023
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broke boyfriend hug

according to WikiHow The Broke boyfriend hug refers to:
The “Broke Boyfriend Hug” stems from the 2019 “He Got No Money Pose.”
Also known as the “He Has No Money Hug” or the “She’s Paying Hold,” the “He Got No Money Pose” became a viral meme after it was posted on Imgur in June 2019. The meme features 2 couples wrapped around each other, with the guy grabbing onto the girl from behind as she’s paying at the cash register. It’s captioned with the text, “the universal position dudes stand in when they have no money and the girl pays for everything.”

Some TikTok users believe the “Broke Boyfriend Hug” is a form of gaslighting.

Many people have criticized the trend because it represents a subtle form of abuse, or “weaponized incompetence.” This buzzword describes when someone does something poorly on purpose or claims they don’t know how to do it—so they can place the responsibility on someone else. In terms of the “Broke Boyfriend Hug” trend, the man is relying on the woman to pay for everything to avoid getting a job or finding other ways to support their lifestyle.
look at those couple, why is that man hugging her from behind? oh no that's definitely the broke boyfriend hug!
by d.octopus April 14, 2024
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robo boyfriend

A simp who lives to serve his hoe, fulfills her every want and whim, does everything perfectly, is immune to typical boyfriend error.

Will enthusiastically bend over the bed and take the peg to please his woman without her even asking.
Ethan is not a robo boyfriend and that’s why his girlfriend hates him
by Ana1999 June 14, 2024
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Boyfriend

Friend 1: I have a boyfriend

Friend 2: Oh nice! We all love piss in our mouth
by equaticx January 19, 2021
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Platonic Boyfriend day

Platonic Boyfriend day is specially for my beab ratt, its a day for them and its every monday. I like my beab rat
by Art...1 August 1, 2022
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