1: Let’s go book some shit
2: don’t say that so loud!
1: why?!
2: some people know it means steal!!!
2: don’t say that so loud!
1: why?!
2: some people know it means steal!!!
by Nuhtella June 30, 2018
Get the bookmug. the book of mormon is a mormon scripture claiming to be documents of jesus christ visiting the americas. the only branch of christianity to use the book of mormon as scripture is mormonism or “the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints.”
despite a fair amount of archaeological evidence that may support events occurring in the bible, there is no archaeological evidence of any event in the book of mormon. this is substantial because of the descriptions of large cities and huge battles in the book of mormon– any events of such magnitude would leave a very clear impression upon the land. of which evidence there is none backed by real scholars, in contrast to some archaeological sites matching descriptions in the bible, of which some events are accepted by both christian and non-christian scholars.
as well as lack of archaeological evidence, theres a stark lack of any DNA evidence to support the basic premise of the book of mormon. the book of mormon claims that indigenous people of the americas came from the middle east by way of boat. following this, as technology improved, scientists found much closer matches to asia, concluding that indigenous americans came to the americas by traveling over the frozen waters of the bering strait. this is the most widely accepted explanation within the field of science.
while still a piece of scripture to many, there has been no evidence accepted by the scientific community evidence to support these happenings.
despite a fair amount of archaeological evidence that may support events occurring in the bible, there is no archaeological evidence of any event in the book of mormon. this is substantial because of the descriptions of large cities and huge battles in the book of mormon– any events of such magnitude would leave a very clear impression upon the land. of which evidence there is none backed by real scholars, in contrast to some archaeological sites matching descriptions in the bible, of which some events are accepted by both christian and non-christian scholars.
as well as lack of archaeological evidence, theres a stark lack of any DNA evidence to support the basic premise of the book of mormon. the book of mormon claims that indigenous people of the americas came from the middle east by way of boat. following this, as technology improved, scientists found much closer matches to asia, concluding that indigenous americans came to the americas by traveling over the frozen waters of the bering strait. this is the most widely accepted explanation within the field of science.
while still a piece of scripture to many, there has been no evidence accepted by the scientific community evidence to support these happenings.
Person 1: “Dude, did you know mormons believe native americans came from the middle east?”
Person 2:”What? They can’t possibly believe that, are you sure they really do?
Person 3:”Yeah, man, it says it in the book of mormon and everything!”
Person 2:”What? They can’t possibly believe that, are you sure they really do?
Person 3:”Yeah, man, it says it in the book of mormon and everything!”
by oprah (yes it’s really me) May 13, 2025
Get the book of mormonmug. you have solved my puzzle once Again, what you seek is far from holy, what you seek is something worthy to thee.
you mAy think you are done, you make me lAugh, solve my puzzle again so you can learn something worthy.
you mAy think you are done, you make me lAugh, solve my puzzle again so you can learn something worthy.
by Skeletor.ca April 15, 2020
Get the the holy bookmug. The best thing in the world. The reason I'm alive. The portal to my soul. The love of my life. The best, most underrated thing in the world. The mental portal to a better world. The purpose of letters. The most important thing to ever exist.
by the confused bish February 8, 2022
Get the Bookmug. by clayd0h September 2, 2023
Get the sticky bookmug. Being book lucky is when you either know nothing about a topic, or are just generally dumb, but still manage to get a good grade/ace a class or test anyway. generally applies when said 'book lucky' person has this happen to them a lot.
"Oh man, Jesse is so book lucky! I live with him. He can't cook ramen by himself, But he keeps getting A's on his tests."
by Louisxox March 18, 2016
Get the book luckymug. Joshua Quitter began a recent article in Time magazine about a Palm's Pre, profiling the man who created it, writing on June 15, 2009: "A few weeks ago, Jon Rubinstein
was booking up a mountain the side of Mount Tamalpais in......"
was booking up a mountain the side of Mount Tamalpais in......"
by PRwiz101 July 3, 2009
Get the booking up a mountainmug.