when you want to go to the bathroom but one of the following situations occurs
1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)
2. the toilet is FUBAR
3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china
1. someone is there or nearby the bathroom that you want to avoid at all costs ( creeper from work, ex, sworn enemy, etc)
2. the toilet is FUBAR
3.there is a line to get in that is longer than the great wall of china
by blueman vs. redman March 28, 2010
Get the toilet blockmug. Could have one of two meanings:
1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.
2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.
In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.
Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..
{teased noncomittal
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by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015
Get the cock-blockedmug. when your on facebook or twitter and you want to write your status but you have no clue on what to write so you write some random thing anyway
by jelani913 June 17, 2009
Get the status blockmug. Money earned by dealing drugs in poor urban neighborhoods. The dealer stands on the corner of a city block waiting for customers, hence "block".
"...fuck dat rap shit, all this shit is block money...and the only way to get it is to sling raw"
- THE ROC, HOODZ: Stop Snitchin'
- THE ROC, HOODZ: Stop Snitchin'
by DWarrior March 23, 2008
Get the block moneymug. by g. gilk October 23, 2007
Get the SPAM Blockmug. The act of cock blocking some one for their own good. When some one is over looking the fact the chick they are trying to score with is a major whore and will end up giving them something.
Nick: You owe me i totally Aids Blocked you last night.
Kyle: I know i was to drunk to think, if only you showed up up an hour earlier i think that red head had something.
Nick: The only red head there was my fiancee.
Kyle: My bad.
Kyle: I know i was to drunk to think, if only you showed up up an hour earlier i think that red head had something.
Nick: The only red head there was my fiancee.
Kyle: My bad.
by Bestevaaa October 27, 2010
Get the Aids Blockmug. An actual block of wood with the words COCK BLOCK written on it. It is used when a male is talking to a female, and another male walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, sets it down in front of the male and takes over the conversation with the female.... there are several variations of the cock block... "The Pocket Cock-It" (a pocket sized cock block), "The Twat Block" (the female version of the cock block). Developed by college students in Visalia, Ca.
"Talen was talking to this chick when all of a sudden Bryant walks up with THE COCK BLOCK, and sets it down in front of him."
by Sir Pyscho Sexy May 24, 2006
Get the The Cock Blockmug.