blast your ass

another phrase for “sorry to bother you” or “hate to inform you”
I don’t mean to blast your ass, but you should know that i cheated on you.
by poopyahole69 August 9, 2020
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Dr.Pepper Blast

When you butt chug a 2 liter bottle of Dr.Pepper and then have explosive diarrhea immediately after finishing the bottle.
yea they dared me to chug the whole bottle but i couldn't handle it so my Dr.Pepper blast went every where.
by The Bleu ranger February 22, 2017
mugGet the Dr.Pepper Blastmug.

gator blast

The primal action of whipping a person with the tail of a body part, preferably butt cheeks, pig tails or pony tails.
I’m gonna gator blast her so hard when I get to Atlanta.
by JasonBoBason October 14, 2022
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blast

Oh man, I'm totally ready to go blast my abs right about now.
by gangstasucka187 February 3, 2010
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Blast

Expressing annoyance.
Blast it all! The car won't start!

After tossing and turning most of the night, she kicked off the sheets and turned on the bedside lamp. Blast it all!
by katleap October 17, 2016
mugGet the Blastmug.

Fan Blasted

The sexual act in which fecal matter is thrown through a fan and covers on sexual partner. this shit covered partner then rolls on the other partner until they are both covered.
WHO'S KEEN TO GET FAN BLASTED??
by mighty-coon April 7, 2011
mugGet the Fan Blastedmug.

jet blast in the ass

When you shove your anus inside the jacuzi jet and you start to slowly fill up with water and your blood fills with the chemicals and bloat and cum into death.
I like to jet blast in the ass its my favorite passtime.
by JAM IN THE TOE March 22, 2020
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