the birds and the bees

Fucking

"Son, lemme tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees."

by IJM October 7, 2003

Dirty Bird

A nasty, grosse, just all around disgusting woman. Most commonly refered to as a skank. A dirty bird can be found in all types of setting: office, retail, high school, college, military (most have been found here). A dirty bird usually think she is not a dirty bird or skank and always laughs when someone calls her that. In all reality the people are not joking and really do think she is a nasty piece of shit.

Also if said woman is white and likes black men, then she is one of the biggest dirty birds of all time.

Smith: I saw this one goat giving it to another goat and it turned me on.
Others: You are a fucking dirty bird!
Smith: lol I love you guys:

Samith walks away.

Guy 1: Does she think we are joking?
Guy 2: Probably, but we totally aren't, shes a nasty skank.

by CoUnMe April 24, 2010

dirty bird

When a girl gives two handjobs at once, while bending over, so it looks like her arms are flapping wings, while another guy pounds her from behind, making her squawk like a bird.

Dude, we should totally get that girl to dirty bird us.

by Jimmy-Jones August 21, 2007

angry birds

parents that, knowing that you can to do better at school, refuse to help you to save your sinking Titanic simply because your report card can be described as ça laisse à désirer and you don't give a rat's ass

I had 2 angry birds at home when I was younger.

by Sexydimma August 1, 2016

connor bird

someone who has a striking resemblance to charlie from always sunny. people with this name are known to be alcoholics and usually break a lot of shit while drunk. he may be gay?? he is also a chain smoking varsity athlete with stockholm syndrome and what is refered to as a "bird point".

oh no connor bird is drunk again, hide your children

by Fancypants213 February 25, 2009

Shoot the bird

When one gangster shoots the middle finger off of another gangster. WTF!

gangsta #1: Yeah, fuck you nigger!

gangsta #2: BANG BANG BANG BANG click click................

gangsta #1: WTF!!!!...... you shot off my finger

gangsta #3: DAMN!!! I didn't know that you could shoot the bird.

by B1GR3D1 June 3, 2008

Bird Dogging

When as a medical student on surgery rotation, you are sent by your resident to watch their patient in pre-OP until they are taken back to the OR, upon which you page the resident.

"Jerry, why don't you go on down to pre-OP and do some bird dogging on Ms. Smith and let me know when she gets taken in for her hysterectomy

by KU Scut Student July 3, 2011