Beads

Refers directly to the beadiness of the eyes. especially beady mother fuckers and/or squinty-eyed dowies. spreads negativity and depression.

"That boy James Dawson is the beadiest mother fucker i have ever seen." or "suck on my beads like you're milking sue dawson, mrrrowwww."

by James Michael Dawson November 19, 2007

bearded barley

A woman's pubic hair. Kissing her "out of the bearded barley" means kissing her genitals. Used in the song Kiss Me, by Sixpence None the Richer.

"Kiss me, out of the bearded barley."

by Maximilian Powers February 3, 2018

Blackbeards Beard

Similar to a pearl neckless except aimmed below the mouth.

I tea bagged her then finished off with blackbeards beard.

by BubbRubbURmom January 1, 2007

Butter Beard

The sensation after eating butter and getting a dab on your beard that commonly leaves a disgusting odor coming from the beard.

Person 1: We ate baked potatoes with butter and John Doe totally had a butter beard i could smell it across the table.
Person 2: Eww that's disgusting!

by EvanArmageddon January 4, 2012

Beadle

someone who spends his time (both while awake and asleep) masturbating behind a computer screen

Don't be a beadle

by ms November 27, 2003

bearded dragon

when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.

dude, i bearded dragoned the old lady across the street with such force i threw out her hip!

by nigger bitch boob July 6, 2010

Beard Of Zits

Zits that form a beard on your face.

Man did you see Todd Marjama? He had a thick beard of zits, i bet when he shaves his razor is full of whiteheads.

by jagon March 20, 2009