Furious Banana

A dickhead

Furious Banana punched me in the balls yesterday what a dick

by TheSuspect March 21, 2015

Banana Enlightenment

When you convince your grandma that paying farmers a living wage is a good thing and she rolls up with those Equifruit bananas.

Man, my grandma finally found that banana enlightenment.

by Banana-Ladies June 1, 2021

funny banana

a penis or phallic object, typically used in a Roblox setting

wanna ride my funny banana

by A Strange Mann August 21, 2018

Vanilla banana

MASON SAYS THAT YELLOW BANANAS TASTE LIKE VANILLA

Mason: I’ve been eating a lot of bananas lately, they taste like vanilla bananas to me!
Anika: you’re stupid

by Chapped111111111-11111111 January 7, 2019

jacket banana

This is Method used by modern day witches to wish ED on someone. It is usually a condom filled with banana mush, often found moldy. Also often found where you would have sex, like a bedroom, or a car.

I found a jacket banana in my room, and I couldn’t get hard during for weeks.

by booty_eatin_bandit July 23, 2021

banana-grapefruit

when hitchhiking, what one yells when they see a car approaching.

{sees car in distance)
"banana-grapefruit motherfucker!!"

by trad October 17, 2003

Beef banana

A penis.

Give me that beef banana

by Beeffactory March 11, 2017