To Bacon

To be utterly horrible at a performance, act, or activity that one is trying very hard to be good at.

Try not to bacon like the young boy at the Highschool rockshow when he was laughed off stage.

by not bacon November 25, 2007

Bacon from discord

He’s a wild man who is great with knives ( if you see this it was me thales who made this)

My name is thales and I made this bacon from discord

by Ajaotwjwiahb97181!-86 September 4, 2020

bacon bouquet

A bacon bouquet is basically the meat equivalent of a dozen roses. It is a bunch of little rosettes made of rolled up bacon slices placed on the ends of flower stems. It's actually quite pretty and the best part is it's edible! You can buy them online from a shop in Texas.

I got my wife a bacon bouquet for her birthday. He loves bacon so I got him a bacon bouquet. My bacon bouquet is mine and I am not sharing.

by hangrymonkey August 4, 2021

Bacon Soda

The worst possible soda

"Hey want some Bacon Soda" "Hey you want your balls chopped off"

by pinecone800 June 27, 2022

bacon and cheese

when two people are together and have a friend that hates when you call each other baby so you disguise it by saying bacon and cheese instead of baby

person 1 : im sad

person 2 : awh no ba- i mean bacon and cheese its ok
person 3 : oh???

by KingElfo September 24, 2021

Laying Bacon

Sleeping with a cop

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest

by Crumstealer September 18, 2025

Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 23, 2021