To Jerk Off....
by pseudo_nym May 9, 2011
Get the flip'n the baconmug. No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,
Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
Get the Squeez Baconmug. A man who has banged every mother on the planet. He also refuses to run on a treadmill to remove the metric tons of blubber he possesses under his neck and on his belly. If the sweat he produced when playing sport was converted into drinkable water, he would single-handedly save the african children.
Oh my God, did you hear the news?... Apparently Baconator had sex with Mia Khalifa 10 times last night! He is my idol!
by Señor Enchilada July 14, 2021
Get the Baconatormug. 
Get the Blood and Baconmug. by bamagirls September 22, 2014
Get the bacon snatchersmug. 
When a group of primarily male individuals band together to eat fresh hot bacon out of another individual’s asshole in a “bobbing” manner
I signed up for this years annual Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob.
Who wants to do a Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob this weekend!?
Who wants to do a Pennsylvanian Bacon Bob this weekend!?
by PA Resident #69 August 15, 2025
Get the Pennsylvanian Bacon Bobmug.