Alfie is a young british boy who loves looking at long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack dipped in soy sauce mixed with mayo.(creamy&thick)
by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023
Alfie is a young british boy who loves sucking long shiny thick bananas. he loves frying cheesy knobs for dinner and eating it. His favourite supper is a hairy ballsack.
by mazzadabestboi April 10, 2023
A large fat bastard who does nothing but bully kids and cleans up large amounts of cat Diarrhoea famous pass times include cleaning cat diarrhoea ,cleaning brothers shit out off a bath , eating , skiving assembly’s , having his nails done by his Mum
by Lewie greenhoff December 12, 2017
by pylut May 10, 2021
When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.
by Nut N run September 01, 2017
Name given to a particular brand of computer or laptop when it goes wrong, which they invariably do.
by Little Computer Nerd December 08, 2009
Look at that idiot going through a red light what a complete Bellend! That queue jumper is one huge Bell End!
by Baboons arse. August 14, 2023